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Do You Believe In Magic 

A very happy song that took a dark turn when it was featured in the TF2 video "Meet The Pyro."
("Do You Believe In Magic" starts playing)
Boomers: Ah, the nostalgia.
Gen Z: I fear no man, but that thing....it scares me.
A highly attractive Mary Sue who is aware that she's in a video game and wants a relationship with the player.
Not the main character - The person behind the screen - YOU.
Monika is best girl.
You can't resist those emerald green eyes.
Monika by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2022

Urban Backdraft 

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.
When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.

Roe v. Wade 

A controversial Supreme Court case stating that abortion is perfectly okay. It later got overturned in June 2022 because murdering babies is highly illegal and immoral, much to the ire of liberals.
Roe v. Wade was stupid and should have never existed.

The Beach Boys

The American equivalent of The Beatles. They were the only band that could rival The Beatles' popularity. Back in the day, they were one of the biggest bands in the world, and they're still surprisingly still active today. With two of the original members, no less...even though they're in their eighties.
While The Beach Boys' popularity waned considerably after the 1970's, they did make a brief comeback in 1988 with the song "Kokomo" and again in 2012 with their 50th anniversary tour. Despite this, they're still not as popular as they once were, for obvious reasons and not so obvious reasons. They're washed up, if you will.

Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls

-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...

Breastism 

A breastism is a humorous term that refers to a woman's breasts without outright calling them "breasts" or "boobs."
"Jugs" is an example of a breastism.

Donald Trump 

The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.
Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.

Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.