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YMBAR

An acronym which means "You Might Be A Redneck." The acronym is used in a series of jokes by comedian Jeff Foxworthy about people who do things that rednecks do.
"YMBAR if the stock market crashes and it doesn't affect you one bit."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 1, 2022
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Extra Special

Man, you are extra special, my dude.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 2, 2022
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OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.
"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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William Thomas

An American swimmer who was absolute dogshit at swimming, so he became transgender. He now uses the name "Lia" and absolutely dominates women's swimming, even though he is biologically male. And being biologically male, he is physically larger than all of the women, allowing him to swim much faster than all of them. Not to mention his swimsuit barely fits on him! He might as well be using steroids!!!
Biological women swimmers and several right-wing political figures (including Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) have publicly spoken out against him, calling for him to be permanently blacklisted and stripped of his awards. He is widely considered the "Lance Armstrong of Swimming" among his detractors.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 6, 2022
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Atheist

1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.

2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."

Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022
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Shut

A stupid "comeback" used by little kids who can't roast to save their lives and think "shut up" is a bad word.

Commonly found on Roblox.
Toxic kid: "This game sux!"

Person: "Have you tried getting better at it?"

Toxic kid: "Shut"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2022
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