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I Wanna Be The Guy

Was once considered one of the hardest games of all time due to its ludicrous trial-and-error gameplay, combined with bullet hell, misleading graphics, traps that are impossible to find out without dying to them first, the ability to die AFTER THE ENDING CREDITS, requiring you to beat the brutal final boss all over again...you get it.

It was released around the same time as the first Kaizo Mario; together, they created a genre of video games centered around being as infuriatingly difficult as possible.

Nowadays, it's still considered hard, but far from one of the hardest games ever. If you know the game inside and out, it's actually not terribly difficult. That, and the numerous fangames that completely and utterly trounce it in difficulty make it quite outdated.
Here's to I Wanna Be The Guy (and Kaizo Mario)

For making people wanna tear their hair out.

Reverse Speedrun 

When you try to LOSE a game as quickly as possible.
"I did a reverse speedrun on Dark Souls"
"Must have been pretty anticlimactic"

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

Religious Trauma 

Religious Trauma Syndrome is a medical disorder characterized by symptoms similar to depression, anxiety, and AVPD. Religious Trauma is caused by bad experiences with toxic and controlling religions and (especially) religious people.

With the steady but noticeable decline of religion around the world, in addition to poor mental health in atheists and teens/young adults, Religious Trauma has begun to gain traction and is slowly being taken more seriously, although it's still seldom brought up and has yet to be officially recognized.

People with Religious Trauma usually become "angry atheists" - people who are absolutely opposed to all forms of religion and extremely hostile towards religious people.
Religious Trauma is a very serious disorder that does not get enough attention.

Markiplier 

A funny Youtuber until he became an insufferable political activist.
Markiplier is a shining example of why Youtubes shouldn't get political
Pasta

Used to point out that a silly comment/post is in fact a copypasta.
(Insert extremely idiotic post here)

"🍝"
🍝 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2024

Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist