Big Iron

A popular song by Marty Robbins about an Arizona Ranger that goes to the town of Agua Fria to kill a young outlaw nicknamed "Texas Red" that is terrorizing the town. Spoiler: he succeeds.

The song has been parodied many times on Youtube, with humorous edits that may or may not change the story of the song.

Some of the most popular ones include:

-Big Iron, but Texas Red wins

-Big Iron, but the ranger is after everyone

-Big Iron, but everyone is dead
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip

The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip
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Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
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TDS

"Trump Derangement Syndrome"

A "disease" made up by Republicans, used as a derogatory term to make fun of the Democrats' seemingly irrational hatred for Mister Forty-Five. The most common symptom is finding any way to take a dig at the man in literally any social media post they find, even if said post is not remotely political by any stretch of the imagination.
TDS might be considered a real disease at this rate
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He's bleeding EVERYWHERE

Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.
407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*

"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"
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Chinese

Years ago, I was Chinese
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Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent
Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever
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