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Definitions by Twajjo

The foocher is the much-to-be-desired result from what people had hoped for the future.

The future is that wonderful time in which people in the past thought they would live, but they wind up living in a somewhat disappointing, let-down time of the "foocher".
We thought the future would bring us hover cars, space colonies and happy longer lives; but we wound up with a foocher of smart-phones and rampant malignant narcissistic self-importance. Welcome to the foocher!
Foocher by Twajjo July 6, 2024

Oananism 

Masturbating to conservative news that tells you what you want to hear.
Donald Trump is constantly caught participating in oananism
Oananism by Twajjo November 7, 2020

Artificial Cleverness 

An attempt to mimic cleverness rather than intelligence artificially, often through hardware and/or software. See Siri, facial recognition or anything with "smart" in its title.
I'm not afraid of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) Overlords, I'm afraid of the AC (Artificial Cleverness) Overlords!
Apple's next product (no matter what it is).
Dude, are you getting the new iShit?

Isn't everybody?
iShit by twajjo January 13, 2012

masterbatorium 

The room in which a person's PC is kept.
I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?
masterbatorium by twajjo January 10, 2012
A person who does nothing to be anti-entropic. Since taking intelligent actions or improving anything is against the flow of entropy, a person who does nothing of value is an entrope.
Dude, Scott hever leaves his X-box from wake to crash, he's such an entrope.
Entrope by twajjo January 8, 2012

amazingness fatigue

The failure to notice something that is truly amazing because there's just so much out there to get awed by.
"Hey, kids! Look up in that tree, that's a leopard-- in the wild!"

"Yeah whatever," says the child while stooped over an iDevice.

"Never mind--Amazingness Fatigue."
amazingness fatigue by twajjo October 25, 2011