twajjo's definitions

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

amazingness fatigue

The failure to notice something that is truly amazing because there's just so much out there to get awed by.

"Hey, kids! Look up in that tree, that's a leopard-- in the wild!"

"Yeah whatever," says the child while stooped over an iDevice.

"Never mind--Amazingness Fatigue."

by twajjo October 25, 2011

Oananism

Masturbating to conservative news that tells you what you want to hear.

Donald Trump is constantly caught participating in oananism

by Twajjo November 7, 2020

Foocher

The foocher is the much-to-be-desired result from what people had hoped for the future.

The future is that wonderful time in which people in the past thought they would live, but they wind up living in a somewhat disappointing, let-down time of the "foocher".

We thought the future would bring us hover cars, space colonies and happy longer lives; but we wound up with a foocher of smart-phones and rampant malignant narcissistic self-importance. Welcome to the foocher!

by Twajjo July 6, 2024

Overreacharound

When a person believes that their high level of capability in one area automatically translates into a high level of capability in another.

He was so good at generating ideas that he did an overreacharound on engineering and sales.

by twajjo October 3, 2011

Artificial Cleverness

An attempt to mimic cleverness rather than intelligence artificially, often through hardware and/or software. See Siri, facial recognition or anything with "smart" in its title.

I'm not afraid of the AI (Artificial Intelligence) Overlords, I'm afraid of the AC (Artificial Cleverness) Overlords!

by Twajjo July 27, 2018

iShit

Apple's next product (no matter what it is).

Dude, are you getting the new iShit?

Isn't everybody?

by twajjo January 13, 2012