iShit

The Apple version of shit.

Ohh maa fuckin iShit

by Linkin Park September 26, 2005

iShit

misc apple products and programs

"You going to lunch with us?"

"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"

or

"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"

by Kaikea October 27, 2008

iShit

Apple's next product (no matter what it is).

Dude, are you getting the new iShit?

Isn't everybody?

by twajjo January 13, 2012

iShit

To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.

(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.

by Sir Squishy March 07, 2008

iShit

When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping

Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!

by Cashm.an February 01, 2010

iShit

A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.

Yo lemme see your new iShit.

by logicpocket January 17, 2009

iShit

When someone refuses to be without their iPhone, so much so, they take it with them to the toilet.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?

Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.

by whohasthejazz March 24, 2010