A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.
by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

by travis September 06, 2003

by Light Joker April 08, 2006

Conrad Birdie: "You got a church key, man?"
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."
by Christin June 17, 2004

In the days of my youth, before twist off bottle caps, "church key" only refered to bottle openers made of heavy gauge bent wire.
I stopped at the beer distributers and picked up a case of Duke, they gave me a church key so we're ready to go.
by G. Packard Willoughby December 12, 2006

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
