cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Tummy AuGratin March 05, 2006

dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy AuGratin March 03, 2006

pussy dog

A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy").

"That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

Foxtrot Papa

Two words of the U.S. Army phonetic alphabet that create the acronym F.P., which stands for 'Fuck Pig', indicating a female soldier of lascivious bent who is not shy about taking on lovers. 'Foxtrot Papa' came into usage during the days after the Women's Army Corps (W.A.C.) was terminated and women (formlery known as WACs) were mainstreamed into the regular Army. 'Foxtrot Papa' was used in order to politely convey intimate information about female soldiers while avoiding sexual harassment charges. (Miliary usage circa 1970s and '80s)

Related term: Puss-in-Boots

I hear Spec-4 Betty is a regular Foxtrot Papa.

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.

Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.

by Tummy AuGratin March 03, 2006

anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

Baby Cake

cheeks of a young woman's or girl's ass; buttocks

In the movie "Tilt," Brooke Sheilds had her character's name embroidered over each denimed baby cake.

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006