Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
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Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle
Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips
Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips
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The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status
The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.
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Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
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Julian and Sandy enjoyed a mutual wank and then a sparring session; like the true swordsmen they were.
Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.
Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.
Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.
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Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
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Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.
One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
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