Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts
Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Caged

The long term encasing of a penis to control the sexual drive of its owner. Usually a BDSM act or by those looking to enter long term celebate lifestyle within a mixed or same sex relationship
Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle

Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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Mushroomhead

Most usually the overly large size of a glans of a penis relative to its shaft.

Usually a mushroomhead will require circumcision of the penis to allow painfree erections around puberty.
Dave loved the attention his mushroomhead gained him at the nude beach.

Andy and Luke spent hours studying Bob's mushroomhead.

Jackie found Sam's mushroomhead almost too much for one girl's capacity, but it was so worth it!
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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quarter-cup

An open cup bra designed to permit maximum exposure of the breast whilst providing sufficient padding and support the lower and under breast area to give all day comfort. Ideal for presenting a braless look to the smaller breast under blouses and tops etc.
Tina knew her quarter-cup bra made her bee-sting boobies look great.

Hey man is she or isn't she?

Dunno Sure look good with those pokies on show!

Thought so...she is wearing a quarter-cup bra!

Ellen knew even tiny titties like to be shown off her quarter-cupo bra did that just fine
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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Cockism

The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.

Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.

Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.

Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
by Townsman June 17, 2015
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mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap
by Townsman July 28, 2016
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