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open-cup

A design of Bra where the cup is cut away to allow the nipple/aureole area to be exposed whilst providing support the the breast, ideal for the fuller bust or for appearing to be wearing a sensible brassiere under a formal suit.
Susie loved her open-cup bra it gave her that softly erotic ' I know someting you don't feeling.'

Sammie was shy about her saggy breasts go without a bra, but her open-cup bra allowed her to 'show pokies' at the mall.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.
Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Caged

The long term encasing of a penis to control the sexual drive of its owner. Usually a BDSM act or by those looking to enter long term celebate lifestyle within a mixed or same sex relationship
Samantha was deeply curious about Stuart's caged penis lifestyle

Steve was always caged before Debbie left town, he was always so attentive when she returned from her overseas trips
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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Cockism

The social display and enjoyment of male to male penis interest and enjoyment.
Not always as part of shared masturbatory release.

Sometimes with the use of specialist penis jewelery, chastity devices, stretching devices or erection enhancers.
Steve and Mike enjoyed a session of cockism every week.

Dave bought the jewelled cock plug to impress Trevor when they next shared a little social cockism.

Andy found his meetings with the cockism circle at uni a rewarding experience.
by Townsman June 17, 2015
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Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts
Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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