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swordsmen 

Two erect guys who use their erect cocks like sword thrusting and parrying blows from the cocks. Sometimes enhanced by the wearing of penis sounds for the sound of metal on metal or flesh...
Julian and Sandy enjoyed a mutual wank and then a sparring session; like the true swordsmen they were.

Emma watched the gay vid of two swordsmen sparring as she teased her clitty.

Alan and I are swordsmen after a day at the nude beach.
swordsmen by Townsman December 30, 2014
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sportsmentality 

A behavior of sportsmanship that is exhibited in areas that are not sports.
The two politicians were at each other's throats during the campaign, but they exhibited sportsmentality after the results of the election were in.
sportsmentality by Jayaway May 18, 2017

THE Anime Swordsman 

Person 1: Ugh another anime swordsman.
Person 2: He’s not another anime swordsman, he’s THE Anime Swordsman!
THE Anime Swordsman by Slick_One81 December 24, 2020

Swordsman 

Basically, a man who fucks alot of hot women. He is not quite a player, nor a pimp. He isn't a heartthrob either. He just fucks hot women and exists.
Father: did you hear that Brad Penny fucked both eliza dushku and alyssa milano?
Son: Wow, what a swordsman!
Swordsman by t7j939 June 18, 2009

pork swordsman 

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
pork swordsman by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

swordsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to swords and/or similar objects.
Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...
swordsexual by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021

swordsman 

A man, gay or hetero, who's great at sex or enjoys sex
My fiance is quite the swordsman!
swordsman by Sparki October 5, 2003
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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