Definitions by Tom Zappacosta

Droopy 

n. (slang) - 1) a penis that continues to point downward when erect or 2) a penis that starts downward at the base and curves back up when erect

Ken's Droopy really freaked his girlfriend out at first but it hit all the right spots in the end.

Droopy by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

bubbly

v., to give oneself a - The act of pleasuring oneself by inserting a champagne bottle into one's vagina or anus.

That bitch was so drunk on New Year's Eve that she gave herself a bubbly for the rest of the office...all of a sudden everyone wanted to open the champagne when the ball dropped!

bubbly by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Dagwood 

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

Dagwood by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

whacktacular 

adj. - describing any person, place or thing contributing to pleasurable and vigorous masturbatory experience.

I had a whacktacular weekend perusing volumes of electronic and paperback pornography!

whacktacular by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

Pirouette 

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the Nescafé. (see Nescafé)

Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.

Pirouette by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

Nescafé by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

zagnut 

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

zagnut by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003