Tom Zappacosta's definitions

Dagwood

n. - result of a homoerotic act where one partner ejaculates on the other's face and hair, causing the hair to hair to stick up and back much in the profile of Dagwood Bumstead of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie."

After having Mervin over for the night, Rich called in sick to work, afraid his Dagwood would expose his sexuality.

by Tom Zappacosta September 27, 2003

badwrong

adj.: far worse than bad; far worse than wrong.

Killing people is badwrong.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Droopy

n. (slang) - 1) a penis that continues to point downward when erect or 2) a penis that starts downward at the base and curves back up when erect

Ken's Droopy really freaked his girlfriend out at first but it hit all the right spots in the end.

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003

kick it up a notch

1. v. - what you have done if you have administered a Lagasse alarm. See also Emeril.

Zeke is sleeping so peacefully over there ... time to kick it up a notch! Muwahahahaha!

by Tom Zappacosta May 18, 2004

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003