white box

1. n. (slang) - an albino woman's pubic region.

While her white box was visually unnerving to begin with, Leonard overcame his fear by pretending he was fucking a white tiger.

by Tom Zappacosta October 08, 2003

Häagen Dasz

1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz

syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)

We used the extra ice cream from our daughter's fifth birthday party to have one hell of a Häagen Dasz that night!

by Tom Zappacosta October 06, 2003

Eeyorish

adj. (slang) - in reference to one's sexual performance whereby one partner feels guilty and goes at it sluggishly and sloppily as if to say "don't worry about me..."

"I don't know about Gary...he was quite Eeyorish last night in the sack...I think he's seeing someone else."

by Tom Zappacosta September 29, 2003

kick it up a notch

1. v. - what you have done if you have administered a Lagasse alarm. See also Emeril.

Zeke is sleeping so peacefully over there ... time to kick it up a notch! Muwahahahaha!

by Tom Zappacosta May 18, 2004

zagnut

to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.

Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.

If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.

by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003

whacktacular

adj. - describing any person, place or thing contributing to pleasurable and vigorous masturbatory experience.

I had a whacktacular weekend perusing volumes of electronic and paperback pornography!

by Tom Zappacosta September 28, 2003