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A geographical Location and no one knows the exact coordinates.The physical resting place of God,angels,Jesus and the holy spirit.
by Titus rutto October 15, 2019
Get the Heaven mug.When Catholic father's(Bishops) use their dicks to inspect the nether areas of their supposedly celibate nuns,then it is referred as Going to Rome.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
Jim-Jack,my father encouraged me to be a Catholic Bishop but I declined.I just am not able to Abstain man.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
by Titus rutto October 14, 2019
Get the Go to Rome mug.Look at her skirt....There is gum all over the back.John told me she got her rolling in hay with Jerry..
by Titus rutto October 14, 2019
Get the Gum mug.John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.
by Titus rutto September 25, 2019
Get the Captain whoopass mug.Kenyan-what are KDF soldiers still doing in Somalia?
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
by Titus rutto July 30, 2019
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The fat dude from Korea is reaching out to the unstable dude from America through South Korea because he fears that if he doesn't,some bad shit will go down...The dudes are moving from being enemies to frenemies
by Titus rutto May 17, 2018
Get the Frenemies mug.This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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