Titus rutto's definitions

Captain whoopass

Some Hellraiser who plays vigilante and kicks the hell out of idiots and stupid people

John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.

by Titus rutto September 25, 2019

Heaven

A geographical Location and no one knows the exact coordinates.The physical resting place of God,angels,Jesus and the holy spirit.

My grandpa died and went to heaven

by Titus rutto October 15, 2019

Judas Iscariot

History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .

Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.

by Titus rutto March 24, 2018

Go to Rome

When Catholic father's(Bishops) use their dicks to inspect the nether areas of their supposedly celibate nuns,then it is referred as Going to Rome.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.

Jim-Jack,my father encouraged me to be a Catholic Bishop but I declined.I just am not able to Abstain man.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.

by Titus rutto October 14, 2019

Frenemies

What Kim jong un and Donald Trump are about to become

The fat dude from Korea is reaching out to the unstable dude from America through South Korea because he fears that if he doesn't,some bad shit will go down...The dudes are moving from being enemies to frenemies

by Titus rutto May 17, 2018

Shitholistan

A place where bad people need to be blown away to.

Kenyan-what are KDF soldiers still doing in Somalia?
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.

by Titus rutto July 30, 2019

Gum

Semen

Look at her skirt....There is gum all over the back.John told me she got her rolling in hay with Jerry..

by Titus rutto October 14, 2019