Kenyan-what are KDF soldiers still doing in Somalia?
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
KDF-son,We are there to blow some terrorists away into shitholistan.
by Titus rutto July 30, 2019
What Kim jong un and Donald Trump are about to become
The fat dude from Korea is reaching out to the unstable dude from America through South Korea because he fears that if he doesn't,some bad shit will go down...The dudes are moving from being enemies to frenemies
by Titus rutto May 17, 2018
When Catholic father's(Bishops) use their dicks to inspect the nether areas of their supposedly celibate nuns,then it is referred as Going to Rome.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
-The Catholic law require that Catholic Bishops keep their shit together and never to roll in hay with any of their nuns or anyone for that matter,but hey they don't sometimes play by the rules....from time to time,they screw their own nuns.
Jim-Jack,my father encouraged me to be a Catholic Bishop but I declined.I just am not able to Abstain man.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
Jack-Go and be a Bishop bro...You abstain in public but behind closed doors,you Go to Rome with hundreds of sex-starved Nuns.Just use a condom bro.
by Titus rutto October 14, 2019
A girl's Y area.
by Titus rutto December 30, 2013
This is a statement used by smartass kids who just want to steal slices of bread from their younger unsuspecting siblings.when they point to some direction and shout 'look at that!!'',their siblings turn towards the direction they are pointing at,thus these kids steal all the bread and when their siblings realize it was nothing and decide to continue their eating only to realize their bread is gone.Then their older thieving siblings cheat them that ghosts had consumed their bread.
John-Look at that!!
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one
by Titus rutto May 29, 2018
A Kenyan way of asking some little whiny bitches to shut the fucking flaps on their faces i.e to shut the fuck up
by Titus rutto August 06, 2019
History describe him as one of the greatest disciple ever, who played a critical part in Jesus death and thus the birth of salvation.if It wasn't for him,then the death and ressurection of Jesus wouldn't have happened and thus the freedom from bondage of sin according to Christian would not have occurred and ,finally,there would be no going to heaven .
Dude 1:man,Judas Iscariot was the worst disciple in the Bible
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.
Dude 2:If it wasn't for badass Judas Iscariot himself, the devil would be unleashing a can of whoopass on you in hell right now.He was the best.
by Titus rutto March 24, 2018