blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 10, 2004

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 18, 2004

cholds

A word to use when there simply is no other word. Often used to interrupt other people when you don't feel like responding. Can be used as a verb if you want to try to avoid being specific. (Verb forms: I cholds, I have choldsed, having choldsed, etc.). A semi-precious word to be used most effectively against those who have not understood the meaning yet, thus often annoying. Those who don't understand cholds often react by saying what? Those who do understand usually say: "yeah" and nod.

What were you doing last night when I called you?

choldsing and/or
cholds

two05 (12:30 PM): hi
ratpack57 (12:31 PM): cholds
two05 (12:31 PM): yeah

"Cholds songs?"
"NO!!!"

"I got in a long fight last night and then I had to go up to my room and do you know what my mom said?"
"Cholds?"
"What? no!"

by tim October 18, 2004

You dice?

Are you up for it?; Do you want to do this?

Hey, we are going down to the mall, you dice?

by Tim December 21, 2003

glorthok

revised definition:

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded.
2. Any person such as Hitler or Ghandi capable of influencing the masses to do their will, whether for better or for worse.
3. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof.
4. A stupid people (sic).

The Nuremberg rallies

by Tim April 14, 2004

Glorthok

Glorthok; n
1. The extradimensional intelligence that controls the actions of the weak-minded
2. The instinctual urge to follow the masses, or the physical result thereof
3. A stupid people (sic)

At my school one time, the power went out while we were in the cafeteria. Suddenly, ½ the people in the cafeteria flocked to the windows, the only possible explanation being that some Malevolent extra-dimensional force told them to.

by Tim February 28, 2004

Homestar Runner

the best character in www.homestarrunner.com!

liek omg, it's teh homestar runner!@111!1!1one!!

by tim January 31, 2003