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Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.
F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.
Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011
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wankbadger 

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.
'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'
wankbadger by sack_ November 7, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008