TiM's definitions

ripped

When someone has be done badly, or when something has been wrong.
the shortened term of - ripped-off

You got ripped.
That was ripped.

by Tim September 15, 2003

swite

A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.

She said she'd go out with me? Swite.

by Tim June 13, 2003

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

asshell

Cry of derision or dismay, often indicating frustration

Why is That Fucking Seventies Show on twice daily and the Simpsons are only on once?!! Asshell!

by Tim February 6, 2004

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004

Slaytanictim

Straight pimp with a gangsta twist. Known for hating fakes and bitches. Mean with a guitar and even meaner with 6 pack of beer.

"Slay just owned that bitch"

by Tim March 18, 2005