Definitions by TiM

Wentian 

Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master

Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!

Wentian by TIm April 10, 2011

stinky pete 

getting a blow job while watching toy story 2

It's hard to get a stinky pete when your kids are in the room.

stinky pete by Tim March 27, 2010

Apple Tax 

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

Apple Tax by Tim January 18, 2008

shoot the jay

A phrase used during basketball to tell your teammate to shoot after you've passed the ball. the "jay" being the shot.

Kobe comes off the screen and passes it to the corner, "shoot the jay clement!"

shoot the jay by TIm January 7, 2008

To 

ESPN/Radio host Jim Rome's nickname for Football star Terrell Owens. Usually known by most as T.O., Rome simply calls him "to."

When To isn't running his mouth, he's actually a quite tolerable player.

To by Tim December 31, 2007

Two Timing Whore 

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

Two Timing Whore by tim October 30, 2007

Dirty Blunderbuss 

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

Dirty Blunderbuss by Tim September 12, 2007