A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
Someone from the continent of Europe, often found in the cheapest hostels, dormitories and capsule hotels around the world. As long as this disease is contained within Europe, I don't have a problem with them. But these days the Euroscum choose to infect desirable vacation spots in Asia such as Macau, Goa, Phuket, Jeju Island, or Bali, bringing their cheap sunglasses and smelly suntan lotions everywhere. While the hostel owners and guided tour operators love them, Euroscum are universally despised by wealthy Asians, and even not-so-wealthy Asians.
The Euroscum are the reason you choose to book a fairly expensive hotel so that you don't run into them to exchange those awkward hellos and "Wanna smoke?" sessions. Every single one of them is a nicotine addict chuffing smoke with tar deliberately to shorten other people's lives. They like to extensively talk about politics, cheap hostels, ridesharing deals, and anything that involves spending less money because they're such total cheapskates.
The easiest way to ditch a Euroscum is to make them a suggestion that involves spending money: "Hey, looks like we both have nothing much to do. Let's go shopping at the local mall. I need to buy new clothes and you must upgrade those cheap sunglasses. No one likes them here. This isn't Europe, my friend." Or just tell them that you're allergic to smoking. If you're a non-alcoholic, that should work in your favor.
The Euroscum are the reason you choose to book a fairly expensive hotel so that you don't run into them to exchange those awkward hellos and "Wanna smoke?" sessions. Every single one of them is a nicotine addict chuffing smoke with tar deliberately to shorten other people's lives. They like to extensively talk about politics, cheap hostels, ridesharing deals, and anything that involves spending less money because they're such total cheapskates.
The easiest way to ditch a Euroscum is to make them a suggestion that involves spending money: "Hey, looks like we both have nothing much to do. Let's go shopping at the local mall. I need to buy new clothes and you must upgrade those cheap sunglasses. No one likes them here. This isn't Europe, my friend." Or just tell them that you're allergic to smoking. If you're a non-alcoholic, that should work in your favor.
Friend: "Hey, looks like the hotels in Macau are going to be very expensive for those dates. Do you think we should book a dormitory with shared bathroom? That would be a lot cheaper."
Me: "Noooooooo.....we'll be surrounded by those poverty-stricken Euroscum roommates. I'm travelling to the Macau Casinos for good luck, and I don't want those cheapskates ruining any good vibes we'll have. If you can't find a decent hotel in Macau, try looking for a Hyatt or Marriott in Zhuhai, China. Not very far really. We can hire a daily cab."
Friend: "Yea....anything to keep our distance from the Euroscum."
Me: "So where you're from?"
Euroscum: "I don't really know where I belong. I mean I was born in Belgium, but I have a German citizenship, but I currently live in Spain. I mean I used to live in Spain for twenty years till it got too expensive, so I recently shifted to Romania. And isn't it sweet, right now we're all here in Asia. My long-separated parents are from Czech Republic and Sweden. Do you have a cigarette lighter?"
Me: "Oh you're a Euroscum all right. And no, I don't smoke cigarettes.
Me: "Noooooooo.....we'll be surrounded by those poverty-stricken Euroscum roommates. I'm travelling to the Macau Casinos for good luck, and I don't want those cheapskates ruining any good vibes we'll have. If you can't find a decent hotel in Macau, try looking for a Hyatt or Marriott in Zhuhai, China. Not very far really. We can hire a daily cab."
Friend: "Yea....anything to keep our distance from the Euroscum."
Me: "So where you're from?"
Euroscum: "I don't really know where I belong. I mean I was born in Belgium, but I have a German citizenship, but I currently live in Spain. I mean I used to live in Spain for twenty years till it got too expensive, so I recently shifted to Romania. And isn't it sweet, right now we're all here in Asia. My long-separated parents are from Czech Republic and Sweden. Do you have a cigarette lighter?"
Me: "Oh you're a Euroscum all right. And no, I don't smoke cigarettes.
by Third World Sam November 02, 2023
A young or middle-aged person from India, or of Indian origin, with a potbelly acquired due to a carbohydrate-rich diet, sedentary lifestyle choices, and hereditary medical issues such as Type-2 diabetes.
When these people invade Western nations, mostly because they're now affluent like the Chinese and can afford to travel wherever they want.
Belly stinkers, as the moniker goes, stink up beaches, nightclubs, and other popular tourist spots. Getting into an argument with one will ruin your day. If you're a white person, you shouldn't confront them as you will be outnumbered and outstenched by that foul putrid smell from Indian potbellies
While many Westerners may also have potbellies nowadays thanks to shitty diets from sources like McDonald's , Indian belly stinkers double that stench making them near unsufferable.
When these people invade Western nations, mostly because they're now affluent like the Chinese and can afford to travel wherever they want.
Belly stinkers, as the moniker goes, stink up beaches, nightclubs, and other popular tourist spots. Getting into an argument with one will ruin your day. If you're a white person, you shouldn't confront them as you will be outnumbered and outstenched by that foul putrid smell from Indian potbellies
While many Westerners may also have potbellies nowadays thanks to shitty diets from sources like McDonald's , Indian belly stinkers double that stench making them near unsufferable.
"Let's ask out that hot Indian girl,Indhumati. Nice name!'
"Seriously, bro. Have you seen her clan that has moved into our neighborhood. A whole bunch of belly stinkers with filthy toilet hygiene. I heard that problem is hereditary."
"Can't believe we're in Cote d'Azur, France. Where the fuck did all these belly stinkers come from? When did they get so rich?
"I'm flying London-Heathriw to New York. Should I book British Airways?"
"Nooooo....I wouldn't. That British Airways route is a real death wish if you're white. Always an army full of belly stinkers. You wouldn't survive the flight. Tell you what, just reroute from Barcelona, Spain, or something. Far less belly stinkers there. But it may have changed. You can never be too sure..
"Belly stinkers taking over planet Earth. White people will be their slaves. Curry domination is real."
"Seriously, bro. Have you seen her clan that has moved into our neighborhood. A whole bunch of belly stinkers with filthy toilet hygiene. I heard that problem is hereditary."
"Can't believe we're in Cote d'Azur, France. Where the fuck did all these belly stinkers come from? When did they get so rich?
"I'm flying London-Heathriw to New York. Should I book British Airways?"
"Nooooo....I wouldn't. That British Airways route is a real death wish if you're white. Always an army full of belly stinkers. You wouldn't survive the flight. Tell you what, just reroute from Barcelona, Spain, or something. Far less belly stinkers there. But it may have changed. You can never be too sure..
"Belly stinkers taking over planet Earth. White people will be their slaves. Curry domination is real."
by Third World Sam February 12, 2025
An expression used in a fit of anger when you feel exasperated, having no control of a situation or the people around you. Niggers are worthless so cussing them is an easy way to bow off steam. Just say "Kill all Niggers" to let it all out. You don't have to kill anyone. It's a joke. (at the expense of niggers).
"Damn, I'm running late. I'll never make it to this interview on time. Kill all niggers, will you?
"I'm bored. Let's kill all niggers."
"I'm bored. Let's kill all niggers."
by Third World Sam December 07, 2024
A female Islamic terrorist usually covers her entire face with a hijab while carrying a terror manual called Quran with her. She's ready to kill you with a machete, sword or AK-47 as all Muslims are obligated to kill non-Muslims during their Jihad warfare.
An Islamic terrorista is more dangerous than the male Islamic terrorists. Being a woman, she stays under the radar of intel agencies. Ignore this threat at your own peril.
If you're a non-Muslim and value your life (and the lives of your neighbors), you'd report an Islamic terrorista to the authorities from a safe zone.
An Islamic terrorista is more dangerous than the male Islamic terrorists. Being a woman, she stays under the radar of intel agencies. Ignore this threat at your own peril.
If you're a non-Muslim and value your life (and the lives of your neighbors), you'd report an Islamic terrorista to the authorities from a safe zone.
Nabila and Fatima always wear a hijab. I saw their online posts; they often repost articles glorifying the Hamas and other terrorist outfits. They secretly confided to me that they hate Jews, and I find their movements very strange. They disappear from the class every day at two-forty-five. I think both these gals are terroristas. We must keep an eye on their activities. Report anything suspicious.
Me: "What's this headbag you're wearing?"
Muslim girl: "It's called a burqa."
Me: "Burgq durqa. You're making me feel uncomfortable with that attire. Please dress like a normal person, not a terrorista."
Everyone: "Terrorista. Terrorista. Terrorista."
Me: "What's this headbag you're wearing?"
Muslim girl: "It's called a burqa."
Me: "Burgq durqa. You're making me feel uncomfortable with that attire. Please dress like a normal person, not a terrorista."
Everyone: "Terrorista. Terrorista. Terrorista."
by Third World Sam November 06, 2023
An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
by Third World Sam November 14, 2023
To beat the French in terms of some of their undeniable national traits such as irreverence, disparagement, and belittlement, which every Frenchman or Frenchwoman will eventually display in their words and actions.
You should be smart ahead of time and call out these snail-eating motherfuckers for their supercilious behavior. Do not be polite or civil to them. Treat them just like they would treat you: like absolute dirt.
Anyone who has ever been belittled by a condescending French jerk knows exactly what I mean. Don't let it get to you. Stand your ground. This behavior is second nature to French people, just like breathing. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
However, rather than using words, you need to display your contempt for the French through visible actions. You will "outfrench" the French when you can beat them in their own national pastime of condescending power plays
Outfrench the douchebags from other countries only if they deserve it. With the French, it's game on no matter where in the world you run into these Gallic deceivers.
You should be smart ahead of time and call out these snail-eating motherfuckers for their supercilious behavior. Do not be polite or civil to them. Treat them just like they would treat you: like absolute dirt.
Anyone who has ever been belittled by a condescending French jerk knows exactly what I mean. Don't let it get to you. Stand your ground. This behavior is second nature to French people, just like breathing. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
However, rather than using words, you need to display your contempt for the French through visible actions. You will "outfrench" the French when you can beat them in their own national pastime of condescending power plays
Outfrench the douchebags from other countries only if they deserve it. With the French, it's game on no matter where in the world you run into these Gallic deceivers.
(At a tourist resort)
Me: "So, where you're from?"
Dude: "France!"
Me: (falls silent and leaves immediately)
Dude: "What happened?"
Passerby: "Well, mon lapin (my rabbit). You just got outfrenched by someone who knows talking to you people is a waste of time for him."
Me: "So, where you're from?"
Dude: "France!"
Me: (falls silent and leaves immediately)
Dude: "What happened?"
Passerby: "Well, mon lapin (my rabbit). You just got outfrenched by someone who knows talking to you people is a waste of time for him."
by Third World Sam December 01, 2024