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bunk

1 not good; crappy

2 Commonly used as a substitute in the name of something that you don't like.
1 That new Jonny Deep flick ("Charlie and the Pussy Factory") is bunk, but that cat sure does have the AP.

2 Starbunks, Raisen Bunk, the bunkyard, George Clinton and the Bunkadelics,
by the_guy January 21, 2005
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Do it

The art of Got ems. Very similar to but slightly different than Ship Its.
CM: Boom?
Spano: Do It.
CM: Boom.
by the_guy February 4, 2007
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cock muncher

a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
by the_guy January 14, 2005
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jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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Got Em

Verbal exclamation mark used to enhance a boom.
Pat!: Fuck yo' momma.
Wheelz: GOT EM
by the_guy May 4, 2006
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blue light

1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.

2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.

2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
by the_guy January 22, 2005
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assplosion

The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also BM Blowout
Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!
by the_guy January 16, 2005
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