An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"
by the_guy January 14, 2005
a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
by the_guy January 14, 2005
by the_guy February 04, 2007
A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."
by the_guy January 16, 2005
by the_guy May 04, 2006
An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.
by the_guy January 13, 2005
1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
by the_guy January 22, 2005