The_guy's definitions
An abnormally large penis. Derived from the 3-foot long penis of a slave seen in the movie "Amistad"
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Get the APmug. a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
by the_guy January 14, 2005
Get the cock munchermug. World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.
by the_guy January 19, 2005
Get the Jonny Deepmug. A disgusting assplosion of fecal matter (all forms) occuring whilst still wearing pants. 97% of the time the "Blowout" comes without warning; the proverbial brown-tsunami has been known to hit no matter the situation.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
Only three people have died from Blowouts in the past 37 years.
intercom at retirement home: "Would Oscar please report to ward 6 with a bucket of bleach and a tire iron, Beatrice had another BM Blowout."
by the_guy January 16, 2005
Get the BM Blowoutmug. The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
by the_guy January 16, 2005
Get the assplosionmug. by the_guy February 4, 2007
Get the Do itmug. 1 The future in automobile luxury. The blue light (also known as the poopy light) must be turned on prior to dropping a duece while driving. Certain European-made cars have the option of the built in toilet seat which flushes the feces through a hole in the underside of the car. In order to give other cars a chance to get out of the way, the blue light must be turned on 3 seconds before releasing said poopy from the car.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
2 When the member of a running group announces to the group that he has to fart he can do so by informing them that his blue light is flashing.
1 Thank God that Ravi put the poopy light on, I just had the car washed.
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
2 "Look out back thurr, my blue light is flashing."
by the_guy January 22, 2005
Get the blue lightmug.