TheToesKnows's definitions

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024

George Hamilton

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.

Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.

by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025

douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022

Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.

Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025

Cogida

A fuck. Sexual intercourse.

"La mejor cogida de mi vida" ("The best fuck of my life")

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2023

KISA

Knight In Shining Armor

To impress Monica, Kyle went all KISA on her.

by TheToesKnows June 1, 2023