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by TheToesKnows June 1, 2023
Get the KISAmug. The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025
Get the George Hamiltonmug. Grudge sex is a term used to describe sexual intercourse that is motivated by feelings of anger, resentment, or revenge towards the partner. The term can refer to two different scenarios:
Scenario 1: Having sex with someone you dislike or hate as a way to punish them through aggressive sexual intercourse. This is often directed towards a celebrity or someone who has wronged you in some way.
Scenario 2: Holding a grudge with your partner until it's time for revenge while or after having sexual intercourse by doing all the beautiful nasty things.
It is important to note that grudge sex is not a healthy or consensual form of sexual activity. It is important to always engage in sexual activity that is safe, respectful, and consensual for all parties involved.
Scenario 1: Having sex with someone you dislike or hate as a way to punish them through aggressive sexual intercourse. This is often directed towards a celebrity or someone who has wronged you in some way.
Scenario 2: Holding a grudge with your partner until it's time for revenge while or after having sexual intercourse by doing all the beautiful nasty things.
It is important to note that grudge sex is not a healthy or consensual form of sexual activity. It is important to always engage in sexual activity that is safe, respectful, and consensual for all parties involved.
Josh worked for a conservative talk show host. He discovered that his boss' trophy wife was shamelessly coming on to him. He hated her but it was not enough to not a hot grudge sex with her.
Example 2. Anna had finally reached the breaking point with her husband disrespectul and condescending behavior. She contacted a divorce attorney. The night before she left him, she had grudge sex with him but the following day had her husband served the divorce papers at work.
Example 2. Anna had finally reached the breaking point with her husband disrespectul and condescending behavior. She contacted a divorce attorney. The night before she left him, she had grudge sex with him but the following day had her husband served the divorce papers at work.
by TheToesKnows October 22, 2023
Get the Grudge Sexmug. by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022
Get the douchehoodmug. by TheToesKnows September 2, 2023
Get the OAFmug. when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.
Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025
Get the cunt pounding interestmug. Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.
by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025
Get the Hillbilly Sexmug.