Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.
Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023
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Axe

1. a tool typically used for chopping wood, usually a steel blade attached at a right angle to a wooden handle.
2. How black people who downvote urbandictionary posts that call them out pronounce “ask” despite English professors, doctors, and people who’s native language is English telling them that it’s pronounced “ask”.
Can I axe you something?

“That sounds dangerous, please leave my kids and I alone!!!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
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Forever Alone Satisfier

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.
What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.
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Whisk my Eggs

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!
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She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.
She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 31, 2022
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R

A letter that people from Britain think is pronounced “uhh
Yes we Uhh here”
You mean we are here
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023
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