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unmatch

When you match with a someone on tinder but then you notice that they have a shitty personality so you just have to delete them from everything. So you unmatch them and make it like you guys never matched
She was so weird I just had to unmatch with her.
by @maplesarahh November 23, 2017
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Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023
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Unwatchable

When a movie, show or video sucks so bad that its not even worth watching due to its shitty quality. This often leaves the viewer feeling disgusted with themselves for watching it in the first place.
Mike: The Pro Bowl is unwatchable as usual

Mitch: FACTS
by ShutUpBitchBam January 27, 2019
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unmatching

a word that SHOULD be in the dicitonary
Those two things are soooo unmatching
by Kamil B! December 20, 2008
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Unmath

A form of math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:

"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"

It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:

"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"

Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.

Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.

So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious pack of dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
by Speeps November 6, 2010
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a bottle containing the limitless power of the sun
officer: sir is that uranium?
officer is turned into a pile of ash by the unmatched power of the sun
by flushed emoji 😳 July 31, 2023
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Unhatched

When you go to sleep expecting to take a nap, but wake up the next day or many hours later with extreme frustration and strong feelings of fomo.
Joe: I'm just going to take a nap I'll go out with you guys later for that really fun thing we have planned
Zach: okay see you soon!
*12 hours later*
Joe: (wakes up) NOOOOO!!!!!!! Fuck my balls

Zach: last night was amazing you must be unhatched homie

Joe: I'm totally unhatched man, damn
by Rawdawg December 8, 2016
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