A form of
math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts
12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as
bunk or some other kind of thing. But don'
t listen to them, because they
pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren'
t for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn'
t be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a
job instead of relaxing in my mom'
s suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don'
t even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the
time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious
pack of
dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a
Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
