The Return of Light Joker's definitions

strawberry

1. a very flushed nose due to excessive drinking

2 a blemish from excessive drinking

I could tell he was drunk because his strawberry was glaringly obvious.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2010

yellow-card

to punish someone for a stupid action

He accused them of trying to yellow-card him.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

hand bra

when a nude woman poses for a photograph while covering her nipples and/or breasts with her hands

The tried to get a shot with a hand bra but she could not hold still.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2010

bargaining chip

something meant to be used in negotiations

It was a poor excuse for a bargaining chip but not many were available.

by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2012

usual suspects

people or things that one would expect or anticipate

While they were the usual suspects, they were the easiest targets of the protests.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2010

hare scramble

a motorcycle or quad race held on wooded or natural terrain

A nearby hare scramble went horribly wrong when a rider ran into a huge tree.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

XYZ

make sure the crotch of your pants is zipped up (from examine your zipper)

You over there, XYZ!

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2008