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Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

the pits 

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)
That store is the pits.
1. someone or something pretentious and superficial, a false
person or thing

2. a credit card
She is just so plastic.

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police
All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
something that dissolves or corrodes a material
That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.
1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)
I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.