Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

x-mas by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

the pits 

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

the pits by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

plastic 

1. someone or something pretentious and superficial, a false
person or thing

2. a credit card

She is just so plastic.

plastic by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

kick ass and take names by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them

The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.

granny dumping by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

eater 

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

eater by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

Unleaded

1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)

I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.

Unleaded by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008