The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

legit

legitimate, ethically legitimate

The info I was being given seemed legit at the time.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2011

jugular

1. slang for the jugular vein

2. very rough and ruthless

Don't let him get you in the jugular.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2008

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

'nade

a grenade of any sort

Don't waste your last 'nade in a tight spot like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2008

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds

They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011