The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

op-ed

a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)

Their op-ed page is boring.

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2009

outfox

to outwit, to outsmart

If you outfox him I'll eat my hat.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2009

hard-on

1. a erection of the penis

2. a stubborn and severe person

His hard-on drew unwanted attention from his students.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2009

marketroid

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

sky pilot

a chaplain or preacher

Some sky pilot tried to change a bunch of atheist's minds on Facebook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

in a walk

very easily

I could have found what you needed in a walk, and yet you never asked for my help.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2011

onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)

Your totally out of your onion.

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2008