netcop 

The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.

Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!

netcop by R. Kemp September 25, 2005

Netcop 

A person who tries to enforce the rules of the Internet, often used by people who are on the losing end of a flame war in an insane attempt to get rid of their opponent and allow them to claim victory. Vary rarely works and always makes the netcop look stupid. Common on usenet. Also spelled netkkkop.

ExtremeOne is such an ignorant netcop.

Netcop by Frogbutt December 5, 2004

netcop 

someone who tries to make people on the internet follow the rules

Don't let the netcop spoil your experience.

netcop by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2012

Netopolis 

The central hub of technology and innovation, a place where progress is postmodern; websurfers seek sagacious words from the Oracle that dwells there.

Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."

Netopolis by waldosziak March 7, 2012

netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

neccophiliac 

One who has an unnatural love of Necco products; one who loves to consume chalk

Jim: Man, I fucking love these Necco wafers!

Dave: You sick neccophiliac!

neccophiliac by juanch March 20, 2010

Netrophilia 

Boundless off of and obsession with the internet.

Mate, you have got one serious case of Netrophilia...

Netrophilia by Phoenix Frost July 24, 2011