Definitions by The Governor

Mookie monster 

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

Mookie monster by The governor August 2, 2021

Boomed 

When you have sex with another mans girl

Cole boomed chases girl last night bro

Boomed by The governor August 2, 2021

average

adj
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.

Wife- "Hi honey, how was work?"
Husband- "Oh, it was average."

average by The Governor July 22, 2004

vacuum 

1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).

1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.

vacuum by The Governor June 4, 2004

math goggles 

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

math goggles by The Governor June 3, 2004

death of cartoon 

1. noun Predominantly Ketamine, but may be used for any heavy sedative used for recreational purpose.

Gina was bouncing off the walls all night until she vacuumed that death of cartoon.

death of cartoon by The Governor June 3, 2004

McClanahan 

1. verb The withering of a body part that takes place due to extremes in temperature or lifestyle.

When Joe fell through the ice, I couldn't even save his sorry ass cause I fell out so hard at how his nuts McClanahaned.

McClanahan by The Governor June 3, 2004