Mookie monster

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

by The governor August 03, 2021

19

1. adj. Used to exaggerate the quantity of anything. Can be used either to compliment or disparage the subject.

This bitch was so hot, I nutted like 19 times!
We passed out 400 flyers and fucking 19 fools showed up.

by The Governor June 03, 2004

math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 03, 2004

Boomed

When you have sex with another mans girl

Cole boomed chases girl last night bro

by The governor August 03, 2021

McClanahan

1. verb The withering of a body part that takes place due to extremes in temperature or lifestyle.

When Joe fell through the ice, I couldn't even save his sorry ass cause I fell out so hard at how his nuts McClanahaned.

by The Governor June 03, 2004

vacuum

1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).

1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.

by The Governor June 04, 2004

fell out

1. verb (past tense) To have become completely hysterical with laughter.

When we saw Saddam with that trucker ass beard with 19 species of fleas and shit in it, me and my Grandma fell out.

by The Governor June 03, 2004