9 definitions by The Governor
When we saw Saddam with that trucker ass beard with 19 species of fleas and shit in it, me and my Grandma fell out.
by The Governor June 3, 2004
1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.
Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!
by The Governor June 3, 2004
1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).
1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.
by The Governor June 4, 2004
adj
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.
by The Governor July 23, 2004
1. noun Predominantly Ketamine, but may be used for any heavy sedative used for recreational purpose.
by The Governor June 3, 2004
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