math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 03, 2004

Mookie monster

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

by The governor August 03, 2021

death of cartoon

1. noun Predominantly Ketamine, but may be used for any heavy sedative used for recreational purpose.

Gina was bouncing off the walls all night until she vacuumed that death of cartoon.

by The Governor June 03, 2004

Boomed

When you have sex with another mans girl

Cole boomed chases girl last night bro

by The governor August 03, 2021

vacuum

1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).

1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.

by The Governor June 04, 2004

average

adj
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.

Wife- "Hi honey, how was work?"
Husband- "Oh, it was average."

by The Governor July 23, 2004

19

1. adj. Used to exaggerate the quantity of anything. Can be used either to compliment or disparage the subject.

This bitch was so hot, I nutted like 19 times!
We passed out 400 flyers and fucking 19 fools showed up.

by The Governor June 03, 2004