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Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china
Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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James splif

Our don James splif good at round house kicking children dislikes fortnite ninja he's a scary man James splif
Alfie: I can't read my hand writing
James splif: burns sock
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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Joe

6 foot alpha male very scary likes anime lives on henti haven absolute don
Man joes still watching fucking henti god help him
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits
You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
mugGet the Roadmanmug.

Ellis

Likes to make car noise's is a big alpha male
Yo you know Ellis made the sound of a ford fiesta and pulled that girl mad shit man what an alpha
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
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Jenifer

A Jenifer typically eats at a fast food restaurant but if you serve her a burger with two tomatos on it instead of the one and a half she asked for she will single handedly shut the hole fucking restaurant down
Hey Cletus i was at McDonald's and this Jenifer found out that her son's happy meal had a girls toy instead of a boys toy that bitch screams for the manager and and demand's for her money back or she will file a lawsuit
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
mugGet the Jenifermug.

Apple sauce

To Apple sauce your self you must be a greasy apple fan who goes to all of the iPhone reveals and apple sauce's him self when apple reveal that there new phone can take a picture of you having a shit
Oh man that new iPhone made me Apple sauce my self
by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019
mugGet the Apple saucemug.

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