Tenacious Faulker's definitions

I'm on that weird part of youtube again

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.

From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

by Tenacious Faulker January 12, 2012

Great minds think alike

An phrase that pseudo-intellectuals, brownnosers or sycophants use to elevate themselves intellectually to another by pretending they think or believe the same as they do when in fact so-called "great minds" set themselves apart from others because they really DON'T think like everyone else.

Intellectual: Since the 1950's, the whole of modern western civilization is based off of one driving concept - consumerism! It is the the reason for all the social ills of modern society. Despite the obvious advances in technology in medicine, agriculture, communications, engineering, and alternative energy we as a people are held back because the power rests in the few with the financial and political influence to keep money where is always has been. This rise in technology should be bettering the minds of the masses, but actually is made to anesthetize them and keep them complacent and lethargic.

Pseudo-intellectual: OMG!! Like...wow! I just said the same thing to my friends at the country club yesterday! I say you can get the same quality with Gucci that they get with Prada for less money. But nobody seems to listen. And...ya know...it sooo, like, frustrating? Great minds think alike, right?

Intellectual: *looks down his nose* You're not even in the same conversation.

by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013

iHancock

Signing your signature digitally or electronically on digital pen pad, touch screen or on an Adobe file (or some other simiarly secure software) to send over the internet.

Cashier: Just swipe your credit card through the card reader, press "Credit", press "YES" to approve the amount, and sign your iHancock on the line onthe touchpad.

by Tenacious Faulker May 11, 2009

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

val

SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.

Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.

a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.

by Tenacious Faulker December 23, 2010

tangle

The act of OR pertaining to sexual relations.

Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?

Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009