Definitions by Tard Ferguson

The 4G Spot 

The exact location in your home where you receive maximum mobile internet signal.

"Dana moaned with pleasure when she finally reached The 4G Spot when the WiFi went down."

The 4G Spot by Tard Ferguson September 8, 2020

Groggy Style 

When you have sex half-asleep in some lazy, drowsy positions

"I started to fully wake up mid-thrust as I realized we were doing it groggy style in something somewhere between a slouched doggy style and a pooched up prone bone."

Groggy Style by Tard Ferguson September 8, 2020

Optimiscuous 

Adjective Very hopeful of one's chances of getting laid; Optimistic and promiscuous.

"Randy must be feeling optimiscuous tonight if he's putting on his Sex Panther cologne before clubbing."

Optimiscuous by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Red Nelson 

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."

Red Nelson by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Upfuck 

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

Upfuck by Tard Ferguson July 13, 2018

Twerkey 

Being too sexual or promiscuous at Thanksgiving; Derived from "twerking" and "turkey".

"Deborah just broke up with her boyfriend and is getting all twerkey with her brother's friend over for Thanksgiving."

Twerkey by Tard Ferguson November 23, 2017

fleekquent 

To have something on fleek or you yourself be on fleek very frequently; very stylish on a regular basis.

"Foqueesha fleekquent as all hell; all her paychecks go to maintaining her fleekness."

fleekquent by Tard Ferguson November 20, 2017