TOm's definitions

Bamber

broke; bad; stupid; boring; ugly; turnoff; crappy

This party is bamber.

Look at her, that girl is bamber.

The club was so bamber last night.

by Tom June 4, 2004

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes

Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.

by Tom April 3, 2003

chiefdrtybottom

A overweight ninja from arkansas

whatitih on the chiefdrtybottom run it tah

by Tom August 28, 2004

Shamo Mother Fucker

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

by Tom July 29, 2003

supnshit

sup = wassup = wat's up

n'shit = and shit like that

guy number 1: hey man
guy number 2: supnshit
guy number 1: not much re
guy number 2: w3rd
guy number 1: yeah man

by tom December 19, 2004

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

Quief

A pussy fart

Bitch did u just fart?
No wen im fucking sometimes my pussy farts

by tom May 30, 2003