34 definitions by TK2000

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Someone who doth protest too much about queer culture.

“Why are you making such a fuss about queer people? You’re being a total Rhonda Santis.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

A Karen who is a pill popper, as opposed to most Karens, who are simply a pill.

Reference to the Will and Grace character.

“Yeah, she shows up late to work a bottle in. And I’m talking both vodka AND pills. Such a. Karen Walker.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

A group project in which only one member does any work.

“Yeah, I did everything in that project, but we were graded as a group. It was a total Pussycat Dolls album.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

“Sure he called my wife ugly, but I regard her to be a Heidi Cruz and am more than willing to throw her under the bus.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023