Gefiltephishing

When non-Jews (“goys”) attempt to appear Jewish.

A derivative of the term “blackphishing”.

“Yeah, he had everyone fooled that he was Jewish. Used Yiddish phrases, asked everyone about their plans for the high holidays. Turns out he was a WASP the whole time. Total case of gefiltephishing.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Glizzo

A (typically gay) male whose energy and personality resembles that of the singer Lizzo.

“Charles is a total Glizzo. Every night he’s 100% that bitch.”

by TK2000 October 30, 2023

Margaery Tyrell

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

QueenAnon

An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.

“Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Tulsi Gabbard

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 14, 2023