Definitions by TJ

sketch book 

a person whos super sketchy

man that guys a total sketch book

sketch book by tj April 20, 2005

SLAP 

Acronym for Sex, Age, Location, and Pic. Commonly used as a question in internet chatrooms, since more and more people on the internet have pics making "ASL?" or "A/S/L?" outmoded.

A person enters chatroom, then another person asks...
SLAP?

SLAP by TJ March 12, 2005

SOLS 

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

SOLS by TJ February 25, 2005

Imperium 

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!

F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!

Imperium by TJ February 10, 2005

pussy-whipped 

A guy who is whipped with out getting butty

Katie has Matt pussy whipped

pussy-whipped by TJ February 1, 2005

splargal snarf 

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

splargal snarf by TJ January 30, 2005

cher 

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

cher by tj January 28, 2005