THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

lay it on thick

to exaggerate, overstate, especially said of flattery an attempt to coax

Man, He sure did lay it on thick when he tried to get his girlfriend to come home form the party early.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2009

oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2010

copycat

an imitation, a person or thing that mimics another

Copycat stunts have been pulled in response to the original protest against putting unreadable agreements online.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2011

plow

to copulate with a woman, to have sex with a woman

He thought about plowing her but dismissed the idea as unlikely. (use of plow ending in ing)

by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2009