liberty

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.
by Ted May 30, 2005
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Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
by Ted December 06, 2004
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fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.
Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.
by Ted April 18, 2005
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Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.
Vanderbilt is tres prep.
by Ted May 06, 2005
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cognizize

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay
by ted April 22, 2005
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BENZ Wagon

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon
by Ted May 03, 2004
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pop punk

1.)Punk as fashion.

2.)A hollow version of the Punk Rock movement that began in the 80s.
i.e. wearing the clothes or singing a vague version of the music without actually understanding, or living it.

3.)A musical genre including the main musical groove to Punk Rock but containing lyrical content typical of a generic Pop song, esp. love songs.

Also called "ponk"
Spiked hair becoming mainstream.

Being different becoming so cool that being different is being the same.

Good Charlotte
by Ted June 12, 2004
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