TED's definitions

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

by Ted December 2, 2003

yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

by ted January 21, 2004

LUD4

LuDa5525: ballsack

LuDa5525: ballsack

by Ted September 18, 2003

Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.

Vanderbilt is tres prep.

by Ted May 6, 2005

Dual Square

a word use by my crew when we about to stealizzle

Yo my nizzle lets go and dual square that shizzle

by ted December 6, 2004

MAAAAAAH

Smilar to what a duck would say, you can find this interjected almost anywhere in a sentace. Popular among jews from Long Island.

I got a new pair of yellow corderoys MAAAAAAH.

by ted March 23, 2007