Definitions by TEAM MOPAR

JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

JOHNSON FEST by team mopar November 19, 2004

farting frank 

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

farting frank by team mopar November 19, 2004

bravo 

Any fine as milf with brown hair.

I'd like to bend bravo over.

bravo by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY) 

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY) by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

1LJ 

AKA "ONE LUBE JOB" This is the act of fucking somebody metaforically speaking.

A. Johnson got a 1lj form Sanna Anna.

1LJ by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

TEAM JOHNSON 

AKA "them hoe's that work at your local dodge dealership's service dept."

All of team johnson can hop on my bag.

TEAM JOHNSON by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

foaj 

Friend of "A.Johnson"

Foaj quit letting A Johnson give u a hot carl.

foaj by TEAM MOPAR November 12, 2004