7 definitions by team mopar

1LJ

AKA "ONE LUBE JOB" This is the act of fucking somebody metaforically speaking.

A. Johnson got a 1lj form Sanna Anna.

by team mopar November 17, 2004

farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

foaj

Friend of "A.Johnson"

Foaj quit letting A Johnson give u a hot carl.

by team mopar November 12, 2004

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by team mopar November 17, 2004

JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

bravo

Any fine as milf with brown hair.

I'd like to bend bravo over.

by team mopar November 17, 2004

TEAM JOHNSON

AKA "them hoe's that work at your local dodge dealership's service dept."

All of team johnson can hop on my bag.

by team mopar November 17, 2004