T-bone's definitions

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

nilla

A racial slur for a white person.

That crazy nilla put his money into a low-load mutual fund.

by T-Bone May 22, 2003

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004

pimp juice

when i just got done bangin my girl and shes layin there and says "Oh my God, I can't even move " , Thats cause you've just been served the Pimp Juice - Deal with it. Ahaa

by T-BONE April 22, 2003

Clownt

To disprove and/or embarrass by means of scientific proof or otherwise. Sometimes, but not always accompanied by "Witness!", or at least one or more people witnessing the clown.

"Naw Antoine, you was wit dat hoe all night!" "Aww clownt!" "That's a clown!" "Witness!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004