SuezeeSmurd's definitions

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Slickery

Combination of the words slick and slippery. To describe a surface more than just slippery or slick.

This soap made the shower floor so slickery

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

butt bag

used to describe a fanny pack

How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018

Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.

Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

TSPPS

Funny inside joke used to confuse your slow or gullible friend.

Dude 1: hey man how'd you get that chic's number?
Dude 2: TSPPS
Dude 1: WTF!
Dude 2: I ah well... Wait it's a secret I can tell you, LMFAO!

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019