SuezeeSmurd's definitions

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

TSPPS

Funny inside joke used to confuse your slow or gullible friend.

Dude 1: hey man how'd you get that chic's number?
Dude 2: TSPPS
Dude 1: WTF!
Dude 2: I ah well... Wait it's a secret I can tell you, LMFAO!

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon

After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

butt bag

used to describe a fanny pack

How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Cacafooky

When a person, an action or an object is dirty stinky and more than just a little spooky and scary.

My goodness you totally reek and completely you're covered in wet dirt that's smells like some kinda cacafooky. Did you sleep in a crypt?

by SuezeeSmurd January 30, 2020

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Peech juice

Noun or verb; the resulting squirt from a perfect pink pussy or "peech" caused by an intense orgasm.

When my guy plays with my peech there's gonna be so much peech juice.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019