SuezeeSmurd's definitions

Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon

After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

TSPPS

Funny inside joke used to confuse your slow or gullible friend.

Dude 1: hey man how'd you get that chic's number?
Dude 2: TSPPS
Dude 1: WTF!
Dude 2: I ah well... Wait it's a secret I can tell you, LMFAO!

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

chitties

chitties is putting titties and chechies together. Somehow it sounds asfunny to hear as to say in place of either chechie or titties. Those all can be used for small boobies.

No more saying itty bitty titty committee, now let's use chitties. Chitties is the new way to talk about those lil boobie girls walking around.

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018