SuezeeSmurd's definitions

TSPPS

Funny inside joke used to confuse your slow or gullible friend.

Dude 1: hey man how'd you get that chic's number?
Dude 2: TSPPS
Dude 1: WTF!
Dude 2: I ah well... Wait it's a secret I can tell you, LMFAO!

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Sexsplorer

My guy encourages me to keep being his naughty sexsplorer.

Being a sexsplorer let's me indulge my naughty thoughts and act them out with my guy.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

butt bag

used to describe a fanny pack

How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019