SuezeeSmurd's definitions

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Sextocity

Feeling drunk from the sextocity of a long sex marathon

After 8 hours of fucking I'm drunk with sextocity.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

nidget

used to describe a black person with dwarfism.

Young Tyrone was born a nidget, he will never be taller than 4 ft.

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018