39 definitions by SuezeeSmurd

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018

used to describe a fanny pack

How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019

Combination of the words slick and slippery. To describe a surface more than just slippery or slick.

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019