Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.

Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019

Cacafooky

When a person, an action or an object is dirty stinky and more than just a little spooky and scary.

My goodness you totally reek and completely you're covered in wet dirt that's smells like some kinda cacafooky. Did you sleep in a crypt?

by SuezeeSmurd January 30, 2020

Goobs

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019

2 Gingers

2 Redheaded best friends

There goes the 2 Gingers.

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019