cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 07, 2018

Cacafooky

When a person, an action or an object is dirty stinky and more than just a little spooky and scary.

My goodness you totally reek and completely you're covered in wet dirt that's smells like some kinda cacafooky. Did you sleep in a crypt?

by SuezeeSmurd January 30, 2020

Dickbutter

Combination of non sexual lube type liquids that make up a super lube. Perfect for your girl to give you a mind blowing handjob.

Babe can you give me a handjob with the dickbutter?

by SuezeeSmurd November 05, 2018

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019

weinie hat

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019