Definitions by SuezeeSmurd

Bag of dicks 

Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.

God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!

Bag of dicks by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

butt bag 

used to describe a fanny pack

How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.

butt bag by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Box punch 

To get punched in the pussy.

I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.

Box punch by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

weinie hat 

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.

You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.

weinie hat by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

dick beanie 

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

dick beanie by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

moobies 

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

moobies by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Spanky 

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

Spanky by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019