SuezeeSmurd's definitions

Bag of dicks

Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.

God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Peech juice

Noun or verb; the resulting squirt from a perfect pink pussy or "peech" caused by an intense orgasm.

When my guy plays with my peech there's gonna be so much peech juice.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Bitchy ooze

When your such a bitch you just have a seeping bitchy ooze all around you just drowning everyone in your mean calus attitude

Dammit Susan your bitchy ooze is getting everywhere, we want to avoid drowning in your means ass

by SuezeeSmurd March 1, 2019

Pornocopia

An overflowing cabinet of porn flixxx is a pornocopia.

My pornocopia gives for an abundance of fat assess and big titties!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Sexcersisim

Getting fucked so good it takes away all your negativity.

That dick was so amazing last night he performed a sexcersisim on me

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Goobs

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

ginger patch

A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.

He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019