Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steven

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

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used when sumthing is great..but u have to but dude at the end like narley dude

ooo that is narley dude!!!

NaRlEy by steven May 13, 2005

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Below average...bad.
or as a general term for "don't care"

Example 1
"How're you feeling?"
"Meh."

Example 2
"What would you like to drink?"
"Meh."

Meh by Steven May 13, 2005

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Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

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when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell

My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.

Sex Text by Steven April 22, 2005

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1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

ooglitastic by Steven April 20, 2005

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a girl's fart that comes from her vigina

her quiff reaaly stunk.

quiff by steven April 15, 2005

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