Spit Blood's definitions

junkson

Term for the male penis. A combination of the terms "junk" and "johnson".

Whether they call it my piece, my junk, my johnson or my junkson, all the women love it.

by Spit Blood January 2, 2006

blacula

1)1972 Blaxploitation movie
2)In freestyle footbag a symposium double-over-down.

Blacula! BSOS baby! Ohhhhh yeah. 5 ADDs.

by Spit Blood June 22, 2006

King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by Spit Blood April 25, 2005

trenbologna

A term popularized by internet gym bro juicehead RobertFrank615 to denote steroid sandwiches. Trenbolone is an anabolic steroid, and bologna a popular deli meat, thus the play on words trenbologna being a concatenation of the two.

Get me a shot of test, and a trenbologna sandwich and bring me back to FN life!

by Spit Blood May 30, 2017

shadeball

(n) A person who is so shady, they have become "shade" in physical form.

She caught Jason rifling through her purse when her back was turned. What a f--kin' shadeball!

by Spit Blood July 5, 2004

atomic bitchwax

a kick-ass metal band (power trio) from New Jersey. Awesome riffs and great instrumentals. Only half their songs have words.

Ed wanted "Atomic" in the band's name. Chris wanted "wax" as part of the band's name. Keith walked into the room and they asked him to say the first word that came to his head "bitch!" he said. They went on to record 2 LP's and an EP until Ed quit and was replaced by Finn.

by Spit Blood March 13, 2005

cock munch

noun.
1) One, who, or that which munches cock.
2) A homosexual man.
3) A person regarded in low esteem

Adrian kept farting on the car ride back. What a cock munch.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003