heated

noun: involving dangerous or controversial circumstances

So that chick sucked off Bob and Joe on the same night and neither one knew? That's mad heated!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

double fuck

Sex when two guys fuck the same chick at the same time. Generally one in the front and one in the back.

I asked her if she had ever been double fucked by 2 black studs. She didn't say anything. She just got up and left. So I'm guessing she probably hadn't.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

warpig

An really ugly girl.
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a FUG

He got drunk, thought he scored with a HB but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.

Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003