Definitions by Solid Mantis
Mean midget syndrome
Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
Mean midget syndrome by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Sandhills mailbox golf
One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
Sandhills mailbox golf by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Pinecomb fucking
Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.
Pinecomb fucking by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Relationship
Nothing changed about what a relationship was since the 20th century. In a relationship, two people spend time together in real life, do things together, and so on. Time spent online talking to somebody online is not a relationship.
Someone you talked to online is not a boyfriend/girlfriend in the 21st century anymore than in the 20th century or before. Talking to somebody on a computer is not a relationship with another person.
Relationship by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Feminism
Feminism runs on double standards and hypocrisy that work in a female's favor, and pointing out how the same double standards and hypocrisy that work in their favor are somehow working in a male's favor.
A female gets to say something like fuck you to anybody anywhere without anything bad happening to her. This is freedom and power males have never had, and females are still claiming they are/have always been the sex in need of liberating. Feminism is a selective way of thinking, males don't have a male version of a feminist for males.
Feminism by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Feminist goggles
Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
Feminist goggles by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Feminism
Females have been raped and burned at the stake in the past, is that really worse than being boiled in oil or having your guts ripped out before being hanged, drawn and quartered, then finally beheaded? There is no shortage of ways males have thought of to torture other males before executing them.
Females have babies, most males do as much to raise them as their mothers. Still feminism doesn't look at life that way, or want anybody else to.
Females have babies, most males do as much to raise them as their mothers. Still feminism doesn't look at life that way, or want anybody else to.
Feminism by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019