coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 09, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 01, 2005

Nunchuk-Gun

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.

I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.

by Snake November 05, 2005

Snake

1) Large reptile that can either poison or eat things

2) To sneak, steal or be lucky

3) Short for Snake Plissken of Escape from New York

4) Short for Solid Snake of the Metal Gear series

1) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!! I've just been poisoned by a snake.

2) You're some snakey cunt, boy.

3) Call me Snake

4) Meryl.....

by Snake July 12, 2004

Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.

"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"

by Snake December 06, 2004

Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.

Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile

by Snake March 07, 2005