Snake's definitions

Warsteiner

A decent beer that is hard to find.

I drank Warsteiner tonight

by Snake September 25, 2005

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

Jacks

1) Irish slang for toilet. Derived from Union Jack, the British flag.

2) Term referring to Dubliners, since they uphold British traditions more than any others in Ireland. The name comes from when they waved Union Jack flags during a visit from the Queen.

1) Lads, I'm bursting for the jacks.

2) Ah, fuck. A bunch of jacks.

by Snake July 24, 2005

Leo

One of the funniest characters from That 70's show (Only Red is funnier). Played by Tommy Chong. Constantly stoned.

Canadian cop: What are you doing in Canada?

Leo: What are YOU doing in Canada?

by Snake July 15, 2005

Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

by Snake July 7, 2005

Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

by Snake June 27, 2005