Definitions by Simon Young
Big Floppy Donkey Dick
1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has
2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus
3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus
3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Big Floppy Donkey Dick by Simon Young March 25, 2008
Seagulled
Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
Seagulled by Simon Young March 23, 2008
Norfolk
A county of England situated on the eastern coast. (It is the northern half of the 'hump').
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place - compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as 'The Wash'.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place - compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as 'The Wash'.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.
Person A: Do you fancy taking a trip to Norfolk today?
Person B: Hell no! It's full of inbred weirdo's!
Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi've jast bin seeing to moi annimaals...
Person B: Hell no! It's full of inbred weirdo's!
Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi've jast bin seeing to moi annimaals...
Norfolk by Simon Young March 22, 2008
Skeg Vegas
Derogatory term for Skegness, the eastern England's version of a gambling/party town
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places
Person A: Do you fancy going to Las Vegas on holiday?
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...
Skeg Vegas by Simon Young March 22, 2008
Billy
Shortened version of the common phrase 'Billy-no-mates'.
Used to describe someone who is a social retard and thus does not have any friends.
Usually sits at the front of the classroom and talks inanely to teachers about utter tripe in order to gain friendship.
Used to describe someone who is a social retard and thus does not have any friends.
Usually sits at the front of the classroom and talks inanely to teachers about utter tripe in order to gain friendship.
Billy by Simon Young March 22, 2008
Raspberry Ripple
Sexual act - probably with a girl you don't get on with - when just before coming, you punch the girl in the nose and then giving her a facial.
Caution: This may get you sent to prison...
Caution: This may get you sent to prison...
John: Hey man, did you get with Sally last night...
Dave: Hell yeah! I gave that bitch a Raspberry Ripple!
John gives Dave a high five
Dave: Hell yeah! I gave that bitch a Raspberry Ripple!
John gives Dave a high five
Raspberry Ripple by Simon Young March 22, 2008
Donkey Rolling
When having sex in a bed, one or both of the couple take a shit. The couple carry on sex smearing the faeces around the bedsheets and each other.
Jack: Get some action with Sally last night?
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...
Donkey Rolling by Simon Young March 22, 2008