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Seagulled

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss
by Simon Young March 23, 2008
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Skeg Vegas

Derogatory term for Skegness, the eastern England's version of a gambling/party town
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places
Person A: Do you fancy going to Las Vegas on holiday?
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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Appreciation Society

A club made for a person whom the creators feel sorry for.
By classing it as 'appreciation' rather than lust the homoerotic nature of the club is ignore and thus is seen normal.
The 'appreciated' member is usually the only one that carries on the club after a while to keep up the appearance of being wanted.
Jack: Are you part of the George Bush Appreciation Society?
Dave: No man... who made that club?
Jack: Bin Laden I think...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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Norfolk

A county of England situated on the eastern coast. (It is the northern half of the 'hump').
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place - compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as 'The Wash'.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.
Person A: Do you fancy taking a trip to Norfolk today?
Person B: Hell no! It's full of inbred weirdo's!

Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi've jast bin seeing to moi annimaals...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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Donkey Rolling

When having sex in a bed, one or both of the couple take a shit. The couple carry on sex smearing the faeces around the bedsheets and each other.
Jack: Get some action with Sally last night?
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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King's Lynn

North Norfolk town which during the Tudor period was the most important port in Britain.
How things change.
It's is now a much ridiculed town wherin the inhabitants and those from the surrounding area are a sub-species of human known as 'Lynners'
Traits of Lynners include:
Poor communication skills; 'Wha' y' sey' buh?
Owner of a concealed weapon of some description
Wearer of cheap and tacky 'bling' bought from H Samuels
Wearer of fake brand names from Labels
Owner of 20 of the same type of baseball cap worn at a perfect 45 degree angle from the overly gelled fringe

See neanderthal man for further details
Typical King's Lynn conversation...

Bailey: Y' ri' mate, wos hapnin wiv u an' Shazni
Damian: Wel' i shagged her down Fairstead dit i!
Bailey: Int she stil at KES?
Damian: Yeh man, shes 15 an' got a kid already...
by Simon Young March 22, 2008
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