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1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin status.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
2. A doctor or specialist who specializes in repairs towards a second virginity through surgery for a woman who has had sex and had her hymen broken.
1. Damn, I has sex with another hot virgin last night and popped her cherry. You may bow down and call me the 'Virgin Surgeon'.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
2. Jim wanted his wife to be tight again, so he sent her to the virgin surgeon.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 14, 2004
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often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
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Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
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