Shifty Eyed Goat's definitions

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.

I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 23, 2003

blue law

A law restricting activities or sales of goods on Sunday, which stems from the accommodation of Christian Sunday worship. Many states continue the use of blue laws for the sole sake of tradition. Many states in the Southern United States still practice of these blue laws. These are called Blue Law States.

The blue law is usually referenced with respect to the prohibited sale of alcohol. However, it is often associated with the prohibition of any sales whatsoever.

"I hate Georgia; you can't buy any alcohol from 12AM Saturday to 12AM Sunday. How am I supposed to watch sports on Sunday without any beer? Damn blue laws."

by Shifty Eyed Goat November 6, 2005

omgizzle

expletive phrase. The adding of -izzle to the end of "omg" to add emphasis to the expletive meaning.

Used especially in conjunction with "fo shizzle" directly ensuing the phrase.

Person A: Do0d, you just got BEAT by the chick!
Person B: omgizzle! I suck ass, yo.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 7, 2004

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

urban up

To seek out the definition of a pop-culture, urban, obscure, or other word on urbandictionary.com.

Also can be used as an inference to the website urbandictionary.com if one is unaware to its existence.

1. Often used as a singular verb, as "urbanup"
2. Often interjects "it" as "urban it up".

1. You don't know what that word means? You should urbanup, son.
2. If you don't know what a word means nowadays, you ought to urban it up.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 12, 2004

IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.

Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO

by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004