what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

by sean June 16, 2004

Tea Bag

When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

by Sean April 10, 2003

turtle

Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.

We just smoked some turtle and are high.

by Sean May 26, 2004

egosurf

To search the internet for mentions of oneself.

Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.

by Sean September 25, 2003

mellorine

1: Non-dairy alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of milk fat. It can be made out of both animal fat and vegetable fat. It has a sweat and delicate taste, just like a fine woman. At least that's what Sanji thinks.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.

1: This mellorine tastes exquisite, just like my Nami-Swan~
2: Mellorine! You're so lovely, Robin-Scwan~

by Sean June 27, 2007

TBS

Acronym for "To Be Stopped." You use this when you are referring to something that needs to be eliminated from society.

Man, Jay-Z really needs TBS. I can't stand looking at his big flappy face.

by Sean February 14, 2005

cum shot

When you have an orgasim and you cum and it shoots all over the place.

When she took my dick out of her mouth and started jacking it off i blew my load all over her face and past it.

by Sean February 23, 2005