Terry Pratchett

The best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

He lives behind his keyboard in Wiltshire, trying desperately to respond to his fan-mail

by Schteen May 22, 2003

lotr

Another version of the classic clichè about small people doing what others thought they could not.

Whoa, Frodo leaves home in LOTR!!

by Schteen May 20, 2003

jump

Physically Straining activity, causing you to fly for a very limited amount of time.
May cause heavy breathing and in extreme cases(when doing it twice)exhaustion

go jump in a river

by Schteen May 21, 2003

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

by Schteen November 10, 2003

insult

A way to verbally make someone like you less.

"Your mom!"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

death

Death comes to collect your soul when you die.. he wields a scythe, and wars a black robe..
He sometimes rides a spectral horse, or in the discworld books, he rides Binky

by Schteen May 22, 2003