Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."
"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
by Scott November 26, 2003

by Scott January 1, 2005

by Scott November 20, 2003

Scott Williams
Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.
Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.
Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.
by scott April 30, 2004

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.
v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.
v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.
by Scott September 26, 2003
